Second coming postponed due to friendly fire incident,Peace and good will to all men from the Nobel Peace Prize winner.

A Festive tale…….

President Obama late last week ordered cruise missile attacks on two locations in Yemen, which “U.S. officials” say were “suspected Al Qaeda hideouts.”  The main target of the attacks, Al Qaeda member Qasim al Rim, was not among those killed, but: “a local Yemeni official said on Sunday that 49 civilians, among them 23 children and 17 women, were killed in air strikes against Al-Qaeda, which he said were carried out ‘indiscriminately’.” 

“U.S. Nobel Peace Prize laureate President Barack Obama has signed the order for a recent military strike on Yemen in which scores of civilians, including children, have been killed, a report says”

MEANWHILE………SOMEWHERE IN YEMEN THE SECOND COMING IS ABOUT TO TAKE PLACE…..

The 3 wise men had worn out 5 camels each trying to keep up with the new star that had appeared in the sky and was moving at a tremendous pace across the night sky.

“The chosen one must be close”, said one wise man as he pointed at the twinkling star in the night sky, “It seems to have stopped moving across the sky, maybe I can put this gold down for a while”.

“I thought the king of kings was supposed to be born in Bethlehem , what are we doing in Yemen? I told you to use the Tom Tom” said the second wise man. “I’m getting sand in my Frankensence”

“I’m sure the star started to follow us round that last sand dune,Is the star getting bigger?” said wise man number 3 “Hey ,there’s some people over there! Lets ask them if they’ve seen the son of god, maybe its one of thier kids!…..maybe I can sell them some myrrh”

“I’m sure that star is following us, look its just done a “U-y” and I’m sure its getting bigger” said wise man number 2

“Stars do not do U turns ,Have you been smoking that frankensence again?” said wise man number 1. “But now you mention it ,it does seem to be getting bigger”

“Are you sure that’s the star ,… because if that is the star then whats that one over there ..you see hovering over that child in a manger” said wise man number 3

“Oh Oh….HOLY F*&$%$£!!!””

BOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!

Silent night ,Holy night……

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